SEVEN OR ELEVEN..

KEHADIRAN YANG PALING ISTIMEWA....

Empat orang bakal ayah sedang menunggu kelahiran bayi mereka diruang rehat sebuah hospital. Kegelisahan jelas diriak muka mereka¿

Seorang jururawat keluar dari bilik pembedahan lalu berkata kepada lelaki yang pertama, ¿Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan anak kembar dua.¿¿Kembar dua! Kebetulan pula, saya bekerja di menara berkembar Petronas,¿ kata lelaki yang pertama dengan riangnya.

Beberapa minit kemudian, seorang jururawat lain datang memberitahu kepada lelaki kedua, ¿Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan bayi kembar tiga. Tahniah!¿¿Apa? Kembar tiga! Saya bekerja dengan 3D Corporation, kata lelaki yang kedua.

Setengah jam kemudian, seorang jururawat memberitahu kepada lelaki ketiga, ¿Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat. Tuan dikurniakan anak kembar empat¿ kata jururawat itu dengan tenang.¿Kembar empat! Sungguh saya tak menduga kejadian ini, saya pula bekerja di Four Season Hotel, kata lelaki ketiga dengan gembira.

Lelaki yang keempat mula mundar-mandir kegelisahan. Ketiga-tiga lelaki tadi berasa hairan melihat keadaan lelaki keempat itu. Mereka bertanya, ¿Apakah yang merunsingkan awak?

Dengan perasaan gelisah dia menjawab ¿Saya bekerja di Seven Eleven..

dapat dr kawan di tagged... selamat menghayati...

WEIRD THINGS...!!!... TRY LER...

Weird Things You Would Never Know!!


1. Butterflies taste with their feet.
2. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
3. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
4.On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
5. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. .
6. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
7. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
9. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
10. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
11. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed totake into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
12. A snail can sleep for three years.
13. No word in the English language rhymes with
"MONTH".
14. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
15. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
16. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
17. All polar bears are left handed.
18. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
19. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
20. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using theletters only on one row of the keyboard.
21. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
21.. "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
22. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
23. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
24. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
25.Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants

THIS IS TOTALLY AMAZING

This Is Totally Amazing.



Say the word COW before each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

SESAJE JER... NAK BAGI KORANG PENING PALE SKET... HEHE... TIME BOSAN2 KAN... BLEH LER MEN TRY..

friend forever....?????

MY FRIEND

When you are sad I will dry your tears.

When you are scared I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried I will give you hope.
When you are confused I will help you cope.
And when you are lost and can't see the light.
I shall be your beacon shining ever so bright.
This is my oath I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask because you're my friend.

kita tak kan sedar apa erti kawan... sampai satu saat kita boleh ketawa dan menangis bersama.. tapi alangkah malangnya kita apabila kita terlewat menyedari kawan yang benar2 kawan dan kita hampir kehilangannya... miss u normala jumiran...

Somewhere

There's Someone

Who Dreams Of Your Smile,

And Finds In Your Presence

That Life Is Worthwhile..

When You Are Lonely,

Remember This Is True,

Somebody, Somewhere..

Is Thinking Of You.

for the special friend...

keceriaan ku tercalar...

semangat yang entah bila akan pulih......
pastinya sukar menunggu saat itu..
waktu yang bakal megubah segalanya...
waktu yang akan meberi sinar bahagia...
waktu yang akan menjanjikan harapan sempurna...
pergi lah kau derita...
pergilah kau duka nestapa...
tak ku mahu kau disisiku..
merungkai hati yang semakin kecewa....
mengimbau saat-saat bermulanya cerita..
hingga kini terulang semula..


hehe...macam real jer... ade tokoh ke nie... menuls sekadar menghibur hati...

cerite panas

salam...

bertemu lagi dalam ruangan bicara hati... hehehe... macam rancangan tv lak...

pagi tadi aku nak p buat kad untuk ibu2 mengandung... al maklumlah keadaan aku sekarang...:"> sememangnya kena pemantauan dari awal... dengan konfidennya aku menunjukkan surat dari doktor.... tp alangkah malangnya tak di terima kerana aku tak bawa kad merah yang lama n sijil nikah... addeh... aku ni pon ingat2 lupa.. dah lima taun berlalu... huhuhu...

dengan hampanya aku pon menuju ke sekolah... segan lak rasa dah 2 minggu meninggalkan alam persekolahan nie... aku drive masuk n parking kat hujung sekali... tempat parking besa aku dah di ambil chekgu len...

cikgu-cikgu len ade taklimat rupenya... ptt la kelas bising semacam... aku melangkah ke kelas 3 HE.. sib bek senyap... kalau tak naik lagi darah aku...huhuhu... masuk wad lagi..

masuk je bilik guru.. ade lak cite panas... aku panas tinge gak dengar... entah lah dunia... apa nak jadi gaknya... malu di buatnya.... macam2 jadi sepanjang ketiadaan aku kat sekolah....

tak sabar menunggu....

salam semua

addehh...

letih dah rasanya dok dalam 'penjara' spital nie.. rasa cam terasing dr dunia luar jer...

dah la kanak2 bawah 12taun tk bleh masuk... aku lak yang kena keluar wad kalau nak jumpa... hampeh..

pak guard lak btl2 ikut rules, tk bg anak aku masuk walau sekejap...kijam, kijam sangat kijam...huhuhu... sian kat die... cian kat aku gak

td doktor cakap aku dah leh kuar... tp tu ler.. pas ni kena re admit lagi..lotih den... kuar masuk spital... cam ne la anak2 murid aku ek... mesti hepi , sebab tak yah belajar English ngan cikgu yang ala-ala garang nie...hehe...

yang paling aku tak tahan...spital nie banyak nyamuk la... aku nie dah la tk tahan dengan gigitan berbisa makhluk tu... cepat je berbial..hampeh... nama je spital.. tp nyamuk... alangkah banyak nyer.. cam ne tu... nak tak nak aku soh hubby aku bawak ubat nyamuk yang pakai letrik tu... tp jenis nyamuk degil... tak takut mati...

semalam lagi kat sini... cepat la masa berlalu...

addeh...cite polis lak diorg bukak... aku tk bape minat... bosan ler aku jawabnya...